Eris is a Llama

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

10/10 would tattoo on my body

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

Same. I wad like “a little weird, but alright, they’re scared of Markiplier”

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

An ancient artifact

I can’t believe I get to witness this piece of the past

THE ANCIENT CODES

this is pure god’s work

it’s so bizarre seeing this post in 2019

The best thing? They eat termites, maggots and other insects, not meat.

That’s a pokemon

Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools

Ah, it’s all clear now

in hanks fucking voice, too

I laughed more than I should’ve 💀

Ok everyone’s losing it about Michael Sheen reading fanfic, but I’ll be honest, if suddenly thousands of people were writing stories about David Tennant falling in love with me, I’d scroll AO3 until my fingers fell off.