Just a Sleepy Gay Meme

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" as a sign of love? thats nice i guess. but we can do better.

if i was eurydice i would tell him i forgive him when he looks back.

don't misunderstand me. there was nothing needing forgiveness. he loved me so much he had to turn around. why demand an apology for that? i'd forgive him because he wouldn't forgive himself. it isn't about me.

LOVE when old men are gay and in drag and they are singing a seemingly funky song about mom buying a tractor that turns unexpectedly political towards the end. My vote for Croatia mwah

evolution making ferns like sure yeah man whatever

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

happy flying tiger copenaghen rainbow tote bag month

Imagine those mornings where you sit across from each other at the small breakfast table. She’s sipping her morning tea/coffee. She lays a hand on the table, reaching out to you. You take her hand in yours and just smile at her in a way that completely conveys how much you love her.

*sighs* i’m so gay

wearing a football shirt to a game is the same as wearing cosplay at a convention