obnoxious but consistent

sometimes u gotta speedrun every single stage of grief within 25 minutes and then just lock back in

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity

I was about 30 minutes past having scrolled by this when my Tumblr feed bugged, and suddenly every single post was replaced by this one. Not even reblog spam or anything, it just plain overlaid the existing posts, tags and all. I've never felt more in-tune with what it means to browse Tumblr

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck