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Caine, Caine and Caine?
Featuring the human version of Caine by @sunnarts and @anessthetic with my BackUp Caine

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Excuse me , what do notp mean ?
Imagine after your OTP has gone through years of hardships together, fighting enemies along their way, recovering from pain, making memories together and almost losing each other, theyāre finally and peacefully happily married. After years of dealing with all sorts of things, they finally got the happy ending they finally wanted and deserved.
Went to the zoo and the cemetery for my birthday today and even though it is my birthday, I have a gift for you.
This man's real name was Firmus Dick.
Firmus.
Dick.
His siblings' names: Marvin, Vincent, Charles, and Rita
His name? FIRMUS
religion was his only retreat
So proud of the notes, they're fully 80% this
*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*
#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATERĀ
NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS
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Right now I really need a sense of celebration and joy. I can only do this - draw another world, beautiful and fabulous.
My patrons will get (November only): sfw+nsfw+PSD
tumblr users all of a sudden: oh yeah this website is SO good for art hehehe itās waaayyyy better than twitter itās so supportive of artists we love art so much here uwu art for the win!! āØ š š šāØ artists who have spent the last 4+ years on their hands and knees begging people to reblog their art just to be ignored every single time because half this website acts like their nuts will be ripped off with the claw end of a hammer if they reblog a single drawing:
reblogging because iāve been watching artists moving here to tumblr all night and i better not catch yāall lying again
mechanically, tumblr the website is far superiorily accomodated for the spreading of work and engaging with and building an audience than twitter. this is because of multiple reblogs, the multifunctional tagging system, asks, replies, submissions.
however all of that is Only Fucking Worthwile if our dear tumblr users actually engage with content by reblogging and sharing artistās works, instead of neglecting that in favor of only liking pieces, which shows absolutely nobody other than the artist.
the replies, reblog additions, and tags are there for a reason. use them. i promise on god and all thats unholy that ur artist friends will appreciate it far more than that anyone is gonna get annoyed at it (and if they do, fuck em!! its your blog!)
you know that expression, "dance like no one is watching you?"
try writing like no one is going to read it
it's easier to let yourself go and just enjoy the process of creation when you aren't also playing 6 dimensional chess with your insecurities and anxieties
write because you have fun writing and if you never post it anywhere that's totally fine because you enjoyed your time with the process
My mantras include:
No one has to read this if I don't want them to.
I've gotten through crap before and turned it into something I really enjoyed.
People have enjoyed what I've already published.
I don't have to write it perfectly I just have to write something.
Even Neil Gaiman struggles to write sometimes. (Insert anyone you want here, I guarantee everyone does.)
Vulcan AITA but it's Am I Being Illogical
r/AmIBeingIllogical ⢠Posted by u/tpringles Stardate 3372.7
AIBI for choosing my husband's human boss as my champion?
My (29F) husband (29M) is from a well-known and eccentric family, and has only made himself more notorious with an unconventional career and an unnecessarily emotional falling-out with his father. The aforementioned unconventional career keeps him away from Vulcan. In his absence, I have found a mate I prefer.
At koon-ut-kal-if-fee, I had planned to choose kal-if-fee and make my preferred mate my champion. However, my husband unexpectedly arrived with humans, one of whom is his superior, apparently a friend, and appears physically fit. Setting aside the impropriety of bringing outsiders to koon-ut-kal-if-fee, this human seemed more interested in my husband's family connections than any prurient interest in the pon farr itself. I realized that I could choose him as my champion instead, and not risk my preferred mate's life. If the human wins, he will be very unlikely to wish for a Vulcan bride, and would release me; if my husband wins, he may also release me for challenging, and even if he does not, he will still be as absent as before, and I will have my chosen mate at my si
Update: Please excuse the abrupt cutoff. My ex-husband just killed his human superior, and has indeed released me and returned to his post, I believe to seek formal disciplinary action.
i-chaya-2230 ⢠StardateĀ 3372.7 NBI. Your logic is sound. You are, however, the asshole. ā¬ļø 915 ā¬ļø š¬ Reply Share Report Save Follow
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BEST!
This is awesome and I want to write AIBIs for Vulcans all day now.
I believe that the whole āyour logic is sound, but youāre an assholeā could be fairly common on Vulcan.Ā There was a novel I read back in high school where a Vulcan woman had become interested in Sarek and when Amanda was in a hospital for an injury or illness she had a conversation with Sarek to get the approprate words to get into Amandaās hospital room to kill her.Ā After she explained her plan Sarek declared that the way she had put things together was logical, but then informed her that was not a compliment
i feel the need to inform everyone (considering i just remembered) that there is a character in the idw sonic comics called slinger the ocelot who is just mgs3 era revolver ocelot
i guess i should mention heās part of a merc group called the ādiamond cuttersā
with the other two really obvious references being sniper wolf as whisper and decoy octopus as mimic
(claire is probably filling the psycho mantis role and smithy is big enough to be vulcan raven lol) notably there is no reference to liquid (poor eli)

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Read with Doofenshmirtz voice :) (I forgot to post this here !)
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WTF are those obelisks on the right?ā¦
Tasty obelisk fries..
āItās digestibleā has got to be the laziest goal Iāve ever seen achieved by a food product.
āItās digestibleā
āItās digestibleā is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who havenāt researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:
The first-edition ofĀ The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, āVegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestibleā[4]Ā Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that āIts digestibleā and āCrisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.āĀ Similarly, in the 1978 sex manualĀ The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the bookās index.Ā Discussions of the shorteningās use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: āThe lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.ā[5]Ā In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.Ā Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.Ā Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20thĀ century.
from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html
The more you know! :D
I have learned a new thing today.
Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated
I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.
but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!
Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.
Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the āitās digestibleā in the gay stuff was a reference to criscoās tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because itās main competition came from āenhancedā lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food
And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes
This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.
Itās a net profit of information. 12/10 post
nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post
#this had to be done
time is a flat circle

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On the one hand, I live in dread of the Great Celebrity Migration from Twitter.
On the other hand, it would not surprise me in the least if Ryan Reynolds has been secretly on tumblr for years under a username like "readythebabycatapult" or "lickmyhlloween69" and is well acquainted with our ways and culture.
Itās only like this one time a year, I promise~~
One time a year, thats a good one