DONT TOUCH ME IM THE GRANDMASTER!

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

Every day I wake up and discover new words I've been mispronouncing my entire miserable life

Oops! You just touched a bad texture! 1000 years of blood and anguish

@snowman1940

it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish