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the levels of soulmatism we’re witnessing from hudcon are so chart breaking idegaf who they’re really sleeping with. like ok good luck with that

Sometimes when Ilya is having a not so great day he sends Shane a dick pic because he knows it will give him a boost of serotonin to see those three dots bounce for an obnoxious amount of time only to get some fuckass response like "Ok" or "You can't send me that without warning" and then Ilya will say "You like?" and Shane will say "Yeah." WITHOUT FAIL. It's their little fucked up version of a kiss on the cheek.

it’s needing a threesome hours

Ilya coming on Shane’s glasses when Shane blows him

“You’re so fucking cute, oh god, you don’t deserve this at all… I really should stop” increasingly guilt-ridden while showing no intent to stop whatsoever no matter how desperately you beg for it to end

putting a gold star sticker on your face because you did such a good job taking the beating i gave you.

"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

passenger prince but it's just me getting fucked in the backseat by you and all of our friends on road trips to take your minds off of how long the drive is taking