I have no clue what I'm doing

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

what if it was called american happy story

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

My wife told me they used to have the lyrics and all the references of "American Pie" by Don McLean memorized, and then I said "American Pie is just Homestuck for the 1970s" and they said they were going to stop telling me things.

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm