just a baby

What happened to that grown woman I picked up at the bar? She seemed so vibrant and full of confidence. Now she's gone, and you're shaking like a prey animal stuck in a freeze response. Did you not expect to be read so thoroughly? Did you think I wouldn't dig around in that pretty little head of yours and find out exactly what made you tick? Did you think I wouldn't notice the childish bag you carried around, the tiny stuffie on a keychain, the way you defer to everyone like an older sibling or a parent. Oh darling, you precious little thing. Letting me take you home wasn't exactly a mistake, but you might think it to be one for a bit. You've proven yourself obedient, so I'm sure you won't fight what happens next. A nice thick diaper for a tiny little thing like you only makes sense, doesn't it? Oh don't fuss too much darling, the blush on your cheeks tells me everything I need to know. Not to mention that slip up in the car. Calling a girl Mom before even getting back to her house? You're nowhere near as subtle as you think you are baby. Now why don't you be a good little princess for me and hold your hands up so I can change you into something more appropriate. Then I can make you feel so much better than what we'd already talked about.

im going to pee YOUR pants

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

a beautiful girl like me deserves to be adored and worshipped at all times of the day

being an actor and having to act out a scene where you get hypnotized, having to practice it over and over. the more you personally start to feel it and be affected by it, the more satisfied everyone is with your performance

I just want to be babied and cuddled bro

weight gain is good because it makes you more plushie-like 👍

a blush inducing scenario for me is getting forced to play… like… daddy says I have to play while he works so I don’t bother him… and pushing this tiny stroller around with my stuffies in it… knowing he’s watching me… especially if it is in a more public area e,g the garden…

I have no idea who that anon was, but I’m just putting it out there, that if anyone has an issue with me I’d rather talk about it legitimately than hide behind anonymity. I don’t believe in arguing over things I’d rather have a discussion like adults.