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Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I donât remember you being on my towel, so Iâm gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] Heâs a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]
Quick And Dirty Tips For Creating Subplots
â Not everyone should love the hero.
â The more antagonists you have the more conflicts you create.
â Real life should happen to the characters, even if they are saving the world they have jobs and responsibilities.
â Give the character interests and friends outside of work.
â Multiple point of views arenât a bad thing if you know how to juggle them.
â It all needs to come together at the end.
â Not every antagonist needs to be vanquished at the end.
â â Give us more than one character to loveâ (from Diantha)
â Make each and every character count â (from Diantha)
Stories need subplots. Make sure yours has one.
Someone asked me about writing subplots. Iâll still make my own post about it, but hereâs something to tie you over till I do.

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The older this gets the funnier it is
thjis was a fucking nightmare to edit please enjoy
A few quick fixes
I like to tell stories of full recovers and dramatic spas because, well, theyâre kind of dramatic and I love making things shiny again (I like polishing silver too). But sometimes, itâs just a little fix thatâs needed, no spa, and the patient flies home within a few days. There were several of these in the hospital recently, but I thought Iâd share just a few:
First was Jasper. He lost an eye â his person didnât say how, but it looks like a pet injury. Here he is when he arrived at the hospital:
and here he is, ready to fly home, a happy penguin with 20/20 vision again:
He looks great, thanks so much! said his family.
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Edgar needed his muzzle repaired and a new nose. He had definitely had a run-in with a dog. Here he is on arrival at the hospital:
And here he is ready to fly home, sense of smell restored:
His family wrote: HE LOOKS SO GOOD! Thank you so much!!!!
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Ophelia didnât have a pet run-in, but her eyes were darkening, hindering her vision. Here she is on arrival at the hospital⌠itâs really her left eye (right in the photo) that was having the problem:
And here she is all bright eyed, ready to fly home.
And finally, here she is, safe and sound at home!
(Mod Toto) Donât say the M-word with Anna around please (?
Also I hope I got the right character :,0
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnât get me one because they were âtoo violent and also ate peopleâ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATâS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITâS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say âEXTREME CHOMPINâ â in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUâRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itâs still there! hopefully I didnât destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenât put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
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Thereâs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iâd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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me writing a sentence
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT â
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO ITâS THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing Iâll do well on my finals â¨
ITâS THE FIRST POST ON TUMBLR WAT
IM CRYINGGGGG
IS THIS THE ORIGINAL ONE?!
WELL NOW I KNOW WHAT THE ORIGINAL TUMBLR POST IS AND I JUST FUCKING STUMBLED UPON IT!!! THIS IS THE OG! This is just a great day for me! I feel great about my sexuality AND I find the original Tumblr post AND itâs officially pride month!!! Iâve peaked!
Reblogging this gem again.
HOLY FUCK
ITâS THE OG
OMFG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
this fucking activated my fight or flight response and I didnât realize it was the original til the reblog comments
my friends do sketchy things while i do all the work around here: an autobiography by roxas
Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldnât be able to move food through them, thus you wouldnât gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey itâs actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I donât like that get them out
OkayâŚthis is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)
we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly weâre very creepy and strange creatures
*Sigh* This is not true. Your intestines are held in place by the mesentery; a double-folded membrane (made of peritoneum), where there are plenty of blood vessels and lymphatic structures as well as fat and nerves. It looks like this:
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Iâm going to highlight what dxmd said about the abdominal surgery rack thing because itâs made me kinda upset every time this post come around. Iâm only a medical student, but Iâve seen quite a few abdominal and retroperitoneal surgeries so far, and not one of them involved a rack and wriggling.
During surgery, the guts are rather quiet since we make patients not eat or drink anything for at least a day before abdominal surgery (NPO, or nil per oral diet). The consequence of this is, because the peristaltic movements of the guts are specifically in response to food, thereâs no wriggling about, and thank god, because what if you cut one open by accident?
But again, I can only echo dxmdâs sentiments about abdominal surgery: for how much I donât care about surgery, I have to say that seeing all the organs in place and how everything has its place, well, itâs certainly a thing of beauty!
As someone who worked in general surgery for more than a year as part of my surgical training, I can also confirm that âhanging intestines on a rackâ doesnât happen, nor do intestines âwiggle like eelsâ. You can see some peristaltic activity, but itâs minimal and honestly does not affect what the surgeons do. The mesentery that holds the small intestines in place are also not sooooo long that you can hang the bowels onto a rack anyway - they get placed on the patient if they have to be moved out of the cavity.Â
This reminds me of the other post on tumblr where there was a photo of someone with the entire proximal third of a very healthy looking femur mounted onto a walking stick with a caption claiming that itâs the OPâs fatherâs actual hip that was taken out during a hip replacement.
Fact check everything you read on Tumblr, my good bloggers.
Adding even more fuel to the general surgery myth-busting dumpster fire -
While the type of muscle present in our guts is very different than the kind of muscle in our arms and legs (the stuff we can control consciously), both rely on a chemical signal from something called acetylcholine in order to contract. No acetylcholine? No peristaltic squiggly eel movements.
In the kind of abdominal surgeries where people do rummage through a personâs bowels (like to find a place where there is obstruction or when theyâre taking out a cancer, to make sure they donât see any more), often a neuromuscular blocking agent is used to help relaxed the abdominal wall. These blocking agents mess with the ability of acetylcholine today stimulate contraction - thatâs their goal! So, if a person is getting one, thereâs a great chance their bowel wonât move a whole heck of a lot even if thereâs no food in your guts for it to move.
For the medblr folks, as you may have guessed, the blocking agent Iâm referring to is rocuronium and the other non-depolarizing agents. There is currently a study underway (registered in 2013) to evaluate the effect of roc on peristalsis, since, although it makes sense from a physiological perspective, thereâs not published evidence to that effect at the moment! So, stay tuned.
Also, anesthesia is really cool. Any anesthesia medblrs out there?

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