stalkerjoe™️

every time i try to write a kiss scene i remember "when adam kissed him, it was every mile per hour ronan had ever gone over the speed limit. it was every window-down, goose-bumps-on-skin, teeth-chattering-cold night drive. it was adam's ribs under ronan's hands and adam's mouth on his mouth, again and again and again" and give up because i know nothing i write will ever make me feel the same way i did when i read this fucking paragraph.

"you're beauty never ever scared me" but make it about a boy who sacrificed himself to a dreamt forest, has psychic abilities and can literally make a thorn appear on his father's hand to protect himself and create a circle of protection around himself to not get killed by a building collapse and his boyfriend who can bring things he dream to life, including real people, has fought literal demons and is powerful enough to be compared to god

Six of Crows adaptation where everything is the same except Inej is allowed to break the fourth wall and side-eye the camera whenever Kaz says something annoying

Am i the only one who thinks that, with the proper healing, Kaz would be a super cheeky, goofy boyfriend? That boy is a dork (a scary, unhinged and violent dork, but still a dork) and he loves Inej so much, he would be so silly and cute around her.

Do you ever think about the raven cycle and then get the innate urge to drive 100 miles per hour in the dead or night listening to sad music way too loudly while ur feelings just explode inside of u

no because bllb has all the best things. persephone teaching adam to be magic. malory visit. dreamt brother twist. ronan and adam bonding hours. piper girlbossing a bit too close to the sun. blue and gansey almost kiss but not quite. more than one god in this church. gwenllian being feral. adam summoning thorns to get rid of his father. persephone, maura, and calla as three foils of one another. herny is an icon. horror movie twins. scary crying times that lead to moments of emotional support and turmoil. cool settings in the caves. ronan and blue bonding. 100% unconditional trust hours. maura fucked a tree. screaming crying and throwing up.

let's not forget the gray man and blue bonding because i will weep over them any day.

something something…ronan taught gansey how to fight which saved him from whelk’s attack…..something something….ronan taught adam how to drive stick which let him steal the pig and make his sacrifice…….something something…..ronan exists inside and outside the narrative…..he moved the story along because he taught his loved ones things that he found love in (driving and boxing)………..saved their lives………