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surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of sargent-major-jane

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

shakespeare wishes he wrote this shakespeare wishes wrote that. bro. ‘these violent delights have violent ends’. that’s the argument that’s literally it idc who ur goat is im sorry

do you think they'll try to engineer six more weeks of winter by placing Punxsutawney Phil's son Shadow outside the den. if he sees his "Shadow" will Phil cruelly reject his own son and return to his den in fear. is the true meaning behind the return to the den a symbolic representation of the fear of mortality. a six week delay on the birth of spring so that we can hide a bit longer from the season that reminds us that all life that is created must one day be destroyed and that we like the immortal Phil are often doomed to outlive our own beloved yet mortal creations.

oughhh frankenstein. what if this became a frankenstein account.

More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

edmund is just so bad at killing. never even kills anyone. if he's meet lady macbeth she'd call him some brand new slurs he was never called before.