chunky ayuss

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

going to sex toy companies with a ruler and a life size anatomically correct recreation of the average vaginal canal and asking for one of their standard models. measuring the length of the dildo and measuring the length of the vaginal canal. gesturing vaguely with a tired weary expression

'its for your butt' pointing at the buthol. pointing at the start to the colon. gestures a little more frantically

what do u call it when u desperately crave being face deep in a mans caboose but god forbid i actually go out and talk to a real man

wheres all the hairy men with big titties that cry when u kiss them. and like having their cake eaten. *is not actively looking for the hairy men with big titties that cry when you kiss them and like having their cake eaten*

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...