Imagination, Take Me There!

every time i see this image it makes me happy

Excellent wriggling.

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

Hey check your titties for any lumps

And ur balls if applicable

And your balls

Assess the orbs for irregularities.