Not Iterating

Still is fugly

@admiralhidono

NOOOOOOOOOO

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

The math is also wrong

I’d be doing math wrong too if I was stuck in a bubble running out of oxygen

You get oxygen when you solve the equation.

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.

The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.