decapitation on aisle 10

member?

I remember running over my fingers and hair, yes.

I have pictures of this cat on my lap. I freaking love this maze of a bookstore and the cats are all so sweet, especially this one.

THIS STRUGGLE IS TOO REAL

FOR REAL THO! 

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

I know we should totally stab Caesar

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??

hey everyone, guess what day it is

he is literally the emo king now. unbelievable.

All hail emo king

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

I support it!!

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

I’m in Chicago for an international moot court competition, where the proper address to a judge is “Your excellency.” So far I’ve accidentally called a train conductor, a cab driver, and our waiter “your excellency” when I meant “sir”.

I work with kids (children’s librarian). Yesterday one of my coworkers accidentally knocked over a stack of boxes and when I heard the crash I whipped around and said “USE YOUR WORDS, JASON!” without thinking about it.

I work in a call center and I spend part of the time working with customers answering calls like “how can I help you today?” And the rest of the time working with new hires or people who are struggling with their accounts and when they need help I respond to them like “what can I do for you?” And one day after I finished helping assist and got back on phones my first call I answered I was just like “HEY! Thanks for calling! How can I do you today?!”

I used to work at Starbucks, and when I started working at a retail store, I answered the phone one time saying, “Normandy Park Starbucks, how can I help you?” and man were they confused and so was I.  Also another time working there I was all alone and it was busy and the phone rang, I saw it was a coworker, but I couldn’t answer, and so when they called back a few minutes later, I wasn’t as busy and I instinctively answered the phone with an annoyed “what?” thankfully, we both laughed it off and I was like, “I don’t even know, my brain was so frazzled.” 

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]