slutty elvish disco queen

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

They missed. 😔

Her top surgery was to add gills.

Top Surgery 2: This Time, It's Even Further Up Top

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.

basically what were gonna do is blog

Drinking a whole bottle of white wine or rosè in one sitting means you’re a fun and flirty young woman. Drinking a whole bottle of red wine in one sitting means you’re severely mentally ill.

this is my fave post on this whole website

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀