slutty elvish disco queen

i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)

the idea of going to the movies alone being like sad and pathetic is crazy to me like thats barely a social event to me. If you try to talk to me during a movie at the movies I will kill you.

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

'i could fix him' well i could sexualize his failings

And I could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy. There are just so many options!

i'm going to run over your good boy with my car

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck