slutty elvish disco queen

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)

the idea of going to the movies alone being like sad and pathetic is crazy to me like thats barely a social event to me. If you try to talk to me during a movie at the movies I will kill you.

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle