slutty elvish disco queen

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god