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Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

what the fuck man you cant do that

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

One of the best ones I saw was a thing noting that every single one of the few survivors of suicide jumps off of the Golden Gate Bridge realized, on the way down, that the problems they were killing themselves over actually were fixable or could be worked through...except for the now - extremely unfixable - problem of gravity.

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Died. Now you are made of salt.

you’re a contractor looking at some dredged up junk

Pissed off British guy bosses around a mute guy and makes him go through hell

go put your fist through a fucking log

youre a dumbass who keeps dying from the stupidest shit ever

You fall in a hole and act as therapist for some creatures so hard you make them touch grass

You drive around in a vehicle approximately 30-90 years old

You yell at lizards in the rural country.

You some fucking prisoner in south Sacramento during the pandemic

You repeatedly accomplish feats man is incapable of like it is a Tuesday and then break your ankles after being punched by a singular spider

what if retail therapy was actually helpful

minecraft

You Are a wet rat living in a Giant sentient calculator

its something about this planet, we wont tell you though

1999 is going to be a really really shitty year

new guy gets several field promotions

You’ve just got a job managing rural construction

a cowboy’s friends are a bit too rowdy

you move to a new town and are immediately bullied into public office by a bunch of creatures

what if hell had fish

You have to go visit your brother

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries