howdy howdy!

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

cybertronians arriving on earth and having a tough time adjusting to human vehicles. they'll just be sitting at a red light, going about their day, when an absolutely stunning sports car pulls up next to them. the purr of the engine alone is enough to start building charge; and when it revvs? oh primus they're in trouble. it's a struggle to race to the nearest abandoned warehouse so they can stick a finger in their port and relieve themselves to the audio playback of that scandalous car driving away. two minutes in and they have to turn off their vocaliser or risk being discovered in a compromising position. their own engine growls loudly as they overload, leaving behind the thick stench of ozone. they can only sit in a puddle of shame and coolant hoping nobody heard that.

It's a shame fics with sexual seals usually only focus on valve seals when if we also integrate spike seals it gives us SUCH nice opportunities

…can we see more perceptor objectum stuff? It’s fun seeing him flustered. Or like. Brainstorm carrying him around in his microscope mode