like a rotisserie chicken, i am beautiful

why is it so hard for people to grasp that disabilities disable and chronic illnesses are chronic. yes even when it inconveniences you. yes even when your patience runs out

duke thomas spends 10+ years getting comics and growth and plot and hes "too new" and people "dont know him well enough". superboy prime gets five minutes of character development and hes suddenly a fan favorite getting shipped with every character under the sun. i hate this fandom.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I've been using Duckduckgo for about a year now and I'm fond of saying "duck it" when I'm not overly worried about being understood.

what the hell's your problem

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

philomena cunk doing a documentary about project hail mary. do you see my visions.

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.