like a rotisserie chicken, i am beautiful

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

Tough journey

im always saying this

Laxus has no shame

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

i started doodling a random profile the other day and it just morphed into sksw link

Foxy Lady, Gloves on. Is it rude to look up the bell of a flower, when she keeps herself so modestly attired. Foxy Lady killed a leopard to make this dress. So beware.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears