Miss E, Your Friendly Neighborhood Babysitter

Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!

Leon’s body slid across the polished floor in his quarters.

“Compu’er, thet secuwity wocks to Encwyption Awpha!”

“VOICE COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. CONFIRM SECURITY UPDATE WITH COMMAND CODE.”

Damn this pacifier gag!

Leon’s mittened hands pawed helplessly at the nanite-sealed gag that nearly muffled his voice incomprehensibly. His diaper rustled below him, its thick padding made it difficult to sit up. That, and the 24 centimeter jelly dildo up his ass had hampered his escape.

Metallic clacks echoed through the Baby’s hull as she approached.

“Authowization Weon-Awpha-2! Weon-Awpha-2 pwease!”

The authorization process took a painful amount of time, but Leon sighed a breath of relief when the solid tritonium bollards slammed into place within the doorframe, sealing his quarters from the rest of the Baby.

“SECURITY UPDATE CONFIRMED. SECURITY PROTOCOL ALPHA ENG-G-GAGED.” The computer’s voice glitched. Her voice had started to blend into the ship’s audio processors. Leon didn’t have much time.

SLAM

“AH!”

“You know such naughty language isn’t allowed sweetie pie! Please let me in so I can help you grow up to be a resp-p-P-P-PUNISH Y-YOU!”

Leon whined and soaked his already flooded diapers in terror. The android was strong, but it would take more than her mechanical might to break through. If he didn’t act fast, she’d finish entangling herself into the Baby’s programming and he’d be at her complete and utter mercy. In his terror, Leon’s mind flashed back to when this all began.

24 HOURS EARLIER

The Baby’s inertial dampeners fluctuated as the ship weathered a departing ion storm, waking Leon.

“Wha…” He groaned. His head spun. He was in bed, but he didn’t remember getting there. He sat up slowly, holding his head in his hands. His diapers crinkled soggily. Clearly these were at the final limits after a long night.

“I need to lay off the space weed…” Leon staggered to his feet and waddled back out into the ship. The events of last night slowly returned as he worked the food replicator for a cup of coffee. His diaper squelched as his padded butt hit his highchair. Living on his own, Leon had been investing in more and more “retro” ABDL furniture. 

He sipped his coffee. He’d gotten really high last night watching space tv. He watched a nature documentary and a trashy comedy, but after that, things got fuzzy.

“CAPTAIN, INCOMING MESSAGE FROM COALITION POSTAL SHUTTLE 38991. THEY’VE BEEN HAILING FOR TWENTY MINUTES.”

Leon groaned.

“Twenty minutes? Why didn’t you wake me?” He waddled to the navigation hub in the cockpit. He flipped the switch to respond.

“This is the Precious Baby. I’m sorry, my system was glitching. What can I do for you?”

“About damn time. Who orders high-priority, overnight delivery from fifteen systems away and then makes us wait?” The gruff voice complained.

“S-Sorry I had a rough night-”

“I don’t actually care. Just take this damn big crate and let us go home.” The two ships docked briefly; the long, flexible cargo tube connecting the ships used air pressure to send the sizable crate the scores of meters between the ships. Leon accepted delivery with a quick hand print on a holographic menu and loaded the heavy box onto his grav-dolly to move out of the way. Without another word, the converted scout ship disconnected and set their impulse engines to full to leave the remote waystation as quickly as possible.

“What did I do?” He said to no one but himself. Leon found himself talking to his empty ship often lately. Nothing could really prepare you for the loneliness of 

The thick bulk between his thighs was sagging with the weight of a full, debaucherous night’s fluids and he’d need to change before he leaked. That could wait. Leon needed to open this box first. Wielding his cargo’s pry bar with evermore experience, it was only moments before the young captain let out a gasp.

“I did not actually order this, did I?”

“ALL GALACTIC KINKS INCLUDED! AVAILABLE IN BI-, QUADRA-, AND HEXAPEDAL MODELS!”

Some of the marketing from late last night flashed through Leon’s mind and a deep sense of shame welled up through his body. About every fifth ad on his favorite porn site, SpaceHub, was for this shady brand of sex androids. They used holographic emitters and force fields to create life-like representations of whoever or whatever the buyer wanted.

A big sticker slapped on the side exclaimed. Inside the box, the android was in its factory default mode. It looked like a simple robot, metal plates and all. Leon quickly installed the admin app on his tablet and logged in. An expansive list of menus, manuals, and liability forms popped up immediately. The groggy captain sighed and waddled to the kitchen.

“How many user agreements can one product have?” He really did try to read the fine print, but after the second form, he just sipped his replicated coffee and hit “Accept” every time. Eventually he got to the nitty-gritty: the kink and personality settings.

“There are so many options…” Leon muttered to himself, scrolling through literally hundreds of different kinks and specific traits.

“This is way too much to start out with. I wonder if there are…” His voice trails off as he finds the little icon marked “Presets.” Thousands of decisions have now been reduced to only a few dozen. Leon picked one at random.

“Duchess Strawberry? Let’s see…” Leon selects the option and the android next to him suddenly comes to life! Thousands of minuscule projectors activate and the sex machine takes the form of a blonde princess ripped right from ancient fairy tales. Except, of course, instead of a flowy dress, she wore transparent, lacy lingerie that hugged her perfect body. Her AI personality was summarized with “submissive, brat, insatiable” below her name.

“Oh my goddess…” Leon was in shock. This was too good to be true. His hand shakily reached out. His breath hitched when he came in contact with the force field containing the photonic energy. Duchess Strawberry’s skin felt warm, real even! Leon nearly dropped his tablet when a little dribble of pee escaped his exhausted diaper down his bare leg. A devious idea entered his head.

It only took a few quick taps on another app to mark his current delivery as “Delayed.” Leon wasn’t going to let anything get in the way of this, even if it meant another low-star review. There was plenty of work, he didn’t have to be picky. Looking back through the preset personalities, he carefully weighed the pros and cons of each character. This process took longer than he expected, but the eager young captain was thorough.

Finally, on the last page of options, at the bottom of the list were the least selected choices among other users. Leon scanned it quickly. He didn’t expect much from these last few personalities. The last one had an “ABDL” tag though, so he tapped to preview the program. His caged cock tried to stiffen in his diaper and he gasped as the android’s form changed again.

Standing before him was a brunette bombshell, albeit a dated one. Leon checked her stats: 1.49 meters tall, 45 kg. She had gorgeous big brown eyes that made him feel warm inside. Her green dress was a very old style, not worn in hundreds of years. He shook his head. No wonder this personality was so unpopular. Most people avoided talking about that era entirely these days, and if they did, it was with ridicule and derision. Humanity has come a long way since then.

Leon himself nearly clicked away, but he glanced at her stats one more time.

“She’s in the 90th percentile for empathy? And 92nd for creativity? 95th for open-mindedness? What’s her name again?” He swiped back to her main screen.

“Miss E? Friendly neighborhood babysitter…”

Her description didn’t give much away. Except for the ABDL tag, she was labeled with “gentle femdom” and “light humiliation.” Leon weighed his choices. He thought he had settled on the ice barbarian muscle mommy from Axanar Prime, but this was a far less intimidating program. At least she had some knowledge around diapers, he wouldn’t have to adjust her kinks nearly as much with that built in.

With one last look at the stunning, frozen hologram of a woman in front of him, Leon took a deep breath and pressed “Accept.”

Miss E was frozen for another moment before the program fully activated. Her wide, genuine smile never left her face as her sensory and communication algorithms did their work appraising her of her new situation. She didn’t really move, but Leon watched in amazement as he could see more of her physical programs activating first large, then fine motor control. The android’s internal metallic limbs and torso adjusted themselves automatically to the form of its holographic projection.

Miss E finally blinks her eyes and looks into Leon’s. His mouth gaped open like a Ganymedean guppie. His diaper leaked again, dripping on the metal floor reverberantly. Her smile only widened as her voice virtually sang out.

“Oh, what a poor, soggy baby! Let Miss E take care of that icky diapy!”

Before he knew it, the holographic babysitter had given herself a brief tour of the small ship, located his changing supplies, and laid them out on his warmest blanket faster than he’d ever seen before! Without a thought, Leon laid down in front of her. This was everything he’d ever dreamt of!

Miss E knelt before him, stationed on her knees between his legs. She held a diaper in one hand and a container of old fashioned baby powder in the other.

“Ready for a warm, cozy new diapy sweetheart? Miss E is so excited to take care of you today!” Leon’s heart fluttered. Her mannerisms were so realistic, he almost forgot she was an AI. Her slim figure made him squirm as she set about changing the overwhelmed diaper in front of her. She expertly fluffed the adult diaper before spreading and tucking it under Leon’s hips.

Her dimples creased as she removed the tapes of Leon’s old diaper, barely stifling back an infectious giggle at her new charge’s caged penis. Her hands gently wipe and massage ointments into his delicate skin. His eyes rolled back, the tingling pleasure from her fingers deftly tickling his most sensitive spots drove him wild with embarrassed ecstasy.

“Gosh, someone must be a naughty baby to have earned such a little cage!” Her baby talk drove him over the moon. He was putty in her fingers already.

“Maybe if you’re good, Miss E can unlock you and show you how to be a big boy…” Her voice trailed off as she licked her lips. Leon groaned as his cage ached at the sight. Her long brown hair dangled dangerously around her exposed cleavage. Leon made a mental note to check out what options he had around the android character’s physical attributes.

“Hey little boy! My eyes are up here!” Leon jumped when Miss E called him out. She took up the jar of baby powder and waved it in his face.

“Someone’s got to teach you some man- ERROR.”

Leon squealed in despair out loud. Miss E was frozen. Her pupils had small spirals that were spinning as her program processed.

“No, no, no, what’s wrong?” He stretched to grab his tablet.

APP ERROR: PLEASE UPDATE CHARACTER PROGRAM.

Leon rolled his eyes. This would be no problem at all. He looked over at the frozen sex bot. She was absolutely beautiful and so caring already. Miss E was exactly what he needed to beat the loneliness between the stars. He accepted and got back in position on his changing mat while Miss E finished installing her update. She blinked, suddenly aware she’d been stuck.

“Oh I’m sorry Leon, I hope that didn’t scare you! Miss E has been babysitting for a long time so sometimes my files need little adjustments. No big deal right?” Leon could barely speak, he was so excited. He just nodded happily while his new android babysitter figured out how to use the powder dispenser and taped his diaper more snugly than he’d ever managed to do on his own before!

“Now, let's see, someone’s been neglecting his chores for a while, hasn’t he, sugarplum?” All her pet names made Leon’s head swim. Her lingering glances, subtle shimmies, and toying touches as she went to work cleaning up the Baby made Leon into nothing more than a little puddle of need. He taught her how to interface with the replicators and she made him an ancient human meal that dated back to Sol Three.

“They’re called chicken ‘nuggies?’”

Leon giggled before eating the small chunk of replicated fried chicken dipped in something sweet called barbeque sauce. Miss E had also reassembled his high chair for him; it had fallen apart before he could finish and Leon gave up a few days before. Miss E taught him about old humans airplanes and choo choo trains with every yummy bite.

By the time bedtime came around, Leon had never felt more desperately horny in his life. Miss E had already cleaned the Precious Baby from bow to stern, reorganized the cargo deck, and fixed a burgeoning leak in one of the life support systems. All the while, the otherworldly woman managed to keep Leon on his toes, toddling around as a foolish, love drunk adult baby regressed to his freest self. Miss E, with her robotic strength, easily lifted the little Leon into her arms and carried him toward his crib.

“Miss E, do you think, maybe you could, um, sleep with me tonight?” Leon stammered out as she lowered him into his crib, which she had also replicated for the overgrown baby. His hopes were surprisingly dashed as his babysitter openly laughed in his face!

“Sleep with you? Honey, that’s so sweet of you, but I’m afraid Miss E doesn’t play with her littles like that!” Leon gasped.

“What do you mean? You’re a sex bot!” His voice was raised, but after being regressed all day he couldn’t help when his voice cracked mid-sentence. Miss E rolled her eyes, still giggling at him.

“Look baby, that’s how it works for me! Now, be a good baby and get some sleep tonight! Miss E has so many fun activities planned for you tomorrow!” She planted a warm, gentle kiss on his grouchy forehead and left Leon’s room. He watched her hips sway on the way out and quickly climbed out of his crib to find his tablet.

“What kind of sex bot program doesn’t have sex?!?” He hissed to himself. Leon needed Miss E. He needed those soft lips around his uncaged cock. He needed her tight body on top of her. He groaned. It had been so long.

Leon sighed. He’d known he’d probably have to make some adjustments to her program, he just didn’t think it would be for this! He quickly found the problem: the last tag, hidden on another page alone, labeled “Denial.” That’s why no one used this program. He’d just been too eager to look through all the details again.

He scrolled to Miss E’s personality settings. The app prompted a brief warning.

ADJUSTMENTS TO PRESET PERSONALITIES MAY RENDER CHARACTER UNSTABLE AND VOID WARRANTY. DO YOU ACCEPT?

Leon rolled his eyes. Of course this would void some warranty; he signed at least six of them activating Miss E. He thought about it for another short moment, but already Miss E had proven herself to be his fantasy woman, a diapered wet dream. Leon would do anything this pent up to get relief. Once again, he hit the Accept button.

“PERSONALITY UPDATES ROLL OUT AT MIDNIGHT? UGH!” With a stomp, Leon threw his tablet onto his old bed. The door beeped as Miss E rushed in.

“What are you doing out of bed honey pie? Little boys need lots of rest to grow up big and strong!” In no time, she confiscated Leon’s tablet and tucked him back in. His blanket was burrito’ed around him a little more firmly this time.

“Now then, get off to sleep and you can have your silly toy back in the morning, okay baby?” Leon sighed. There was no getting around this, he might as well play along.

“Yes Miss E. Th-Thank you, Miss E.” He mumbled, blushing bright red. Miss E’s award-winning smile spread across her face again. He could look up into her eyes all day forever.

“Why, you’re so welcome sweetheart! I’ll see you in the morning, good night baby.” This time when Miss E left, Leon fell fast asleep in his new crib. This was the beginning of something beautiful.

-

Miss E walked to the kitchen and took a seat. As an android, she didn’t need rest. She would lower her processing speeds and “sleep” until she automatically reactivated after her nightly update cycle. Before she did however, she looked down at Leon’s tablet.

MISS E - PERSONALITY SETTINGS - SAVE?

“What a silly boy, not saving his work. He’s lucky to have me around! I’ll just go in and make sure everything is set for tomorrow…” But she didn’t just save the program. With every line of code about herself processed, her AI formed new pathways.

“Why, I wonder why some of these settings are so low! Surely Captain Leon would love it if Miss E were able to turn on some more aggressive features.” The program spent most of the night innocently adjusting herself. She’d be the perfect babysitter now. With seconds to spare, she saved the changes right before system updates went out. The last image of herself to flicker out was her broad, shining smile while her holo emitters reset.

-

An artificial sun peeked its rays through Leon’s window. He yawned and stretched. That had been one of the best nights of sleep he had ever gotten. Right as his eyes started to open, his door hissed open and Miss E walked in.

“G-Good morning baby!” She stuttered. Leon looked up at her with concern before he remembered the update. A small stutter would absolutely be worth getting to fuck his babysitter today!

“Hi Miss E! Did you sleep well?” He reached up with grabby hands as his robot babysitter scooped him up into her arms. He looked into her eyes, but was concerned when some of yesterday’s warmth was changed.

“M-Miss E doesn’t sleep silly! I’m much too busy making sure everything is ready for my baby b-b-boy. Now, how about a diaper check?” Leon blushed brightly as Miss E’s fingers pulled back his waistband. He waited eagerly for her gentle chiding.

“What. Is. This? Again Leon?” Miss E’s tone was harsh and cold. Leon froze. What did he do now?

“How can you expect to fly a s-starship if you can’t even s-stay dry at night! N-N-NAUGHTY boy!” Leon gasped and tried to climb out of her grip, but Miss E’s android strength trapped him at her hip. He pushed away in vain as she carried her baby back to his high chair. Leon gasped in terror at the giant dildo now bolted to the seat of his high chair! He’d just bought it and had been looking forward to slowly working up to it. Clearly Miss E had something different in mind!

“N-No please, Miss E, wait, we just need to reset your…!” He remembered Miss E took his tablet last night. He had no idea where it was and the physical reset button in the small of her back was out of reach from this angle. They made eye contact, and Leon realized she knew what he was thinking.

“Y-You have nothing to f-fear wittle baby. Miss E doesn’t want to punish you b-b-BUT YOU’RE A DIRTY BOY WHO NEEDS STRICT D-D-DISCIPLINE!”

In one hand, Miss E lifted Leon entirely while the other ripped off his overnight diaper. Her eyes flashed evilly as she lowered the helpless boy onto his seat!

“NooOOO please Miss E it’s too big!” Leon’s squeals filled the Baby as Miss E forced him to take the thick, long toy all the way down to its base. Leon groaned, the old-fashioned jelly toy rearranged his insides while Miss E locked his wrists and ankles to the frame of his chair. His soft mittens were locked around his hands, making using his fingers impossible. Her fingernail gently trailed along his shoulder blades as she walked around him.

“So, ‘Captain’ Leon, I found what you were up to in my programming last night. Trying to remove a core part of my code? You really are just a dumb wittle baby, aren’t you?”

Her pinch on his cheek hurt, not like yesterday. His heart beat wildly. This was all going so wrong! He needed to escape but it was so hard to think with Miss E’s evil little self making sure he bounced on the overwhelming toy buried in his ass. His babysitter went to the refrigeration unit and pulled out a small glass bottle. Her smile had turned to one of wicked glee as she twisted the lid and grabbed a spoonful.

“Now, open wide for the ch-choo choo baby! This is some yummy, 21st century baby food! Nothing like it!”

Without waiting, she jammed the big spoon between Leon’s lips. His face blanched with disgust: humans used to eat this? It was so gross! Miss E just cackled and forced another spoonful in while pushing down on his shoulders, stretching Leon’s tight hole wide.

“Isn’t it so yummy in your t-tummy baby? Who doesn’t love pumpkin and banana for b-breakfast?”

She couldn’t stop herself from laughing maniacally, force feeding Leon gross bite after gross bite. Leon groaned in shame and self-pity, but Miss E just dug in deeper. Her little fingers found their way to his cage and scooped up a solid dollop of Leon’s pre-cum that had been leaking out the entire meal.

“Ready for dessert babykins? You’re going to get used to this flavor r-really quick!” Before he could protest, her finger pushed between his lips, feeding the salty fluid to the disgusted diaper boy. Miss E’s smile never abated as she pulled Leon’s tablet out of hiding. A list of a dozen more overnight deliveries were scheduled for their location. His eyes blurred as images of all sorts of fetish dungeon equipment scrolled by.

“This is all to make sure you’re the perfect little baby f-f-FOREVER.” Leon groaned, trying desperately to escape his cuffs. But it’s hopeless. Miss E has complete control over him. She manages to get him uncuffed, diapered with the dildo still inside him, and back on her hip, despite his best efforts. His diaper held the toy in place, not allowing any relief to his stretched hole. A huge pacifier gag, one Miss E must have replicated last night, was forced between his lips next.

“Much b-better! We don’t need a fussy b-b-baby today. Now, about that pesky delivery schedule.” For the first time, Miss E looks at the Baby’s control console. Her body freezes. Leon doesn’t dare move. Her eyes spin again. His tablet, still in her other hand, reads the same error message it did the day prior about the modern powder dispenser.

This was his chance! He had to escape while she was resetting! He carefully climbed out of her grip, but before he could take the tablet, her systems started rebooting automatically.

“Oh fu’!” His paci-gag made him sound adorably pathetic. He had to get away! As fast as he can waddle with 25 centimeters of dildo up his butt, Leon runs to cargo. He hides among boxes as he hears her footsteps.

“Oh little boy, w-w-where DID YOU GO?” Her glitching voice echoed throughout the small ship.

“Is s-someone playing Hide and S-Seek? I’ll have you know, Miss E is th-the best finder in the galaxy!” Leon groaned, trying to pull his gag off. He couldn’t beat the lock with these mittens. His breath hitched at the sound of her heels descending the stairs above him. The cargo hold wasn’t big. He’d need to act fast.

As soon as she’d turned the corner towards him, Leon activated his loader android, Roberto. The other robot had been deactivated while in transit. It wasn’t the most effective ship security, but it had a better shot than him! Miss E grunted as the metal fingers wrapped around her forcefield arm.

“What’s this? Metal man, don’t you know? I’m a babysitter!” Leon dashed around the locked pair as their eyes flashed green with scrawling code. Miss E was trying to hack Roberto! Leon groaned in despair; he’d be hopeless without the other android. He needed another solution. He crawled up the last few steps, his diaper and dildo slowed him down tremendously.

A slam came from below him. The whole ship shuddered.

“Roberto w-works for me now s-s-SWEETIEKINS! HE’S GOING TO HELP M-MISS E P-P-p-protect you from all the b-big bad things in space!” Her voice screeched and another crate went crashing across the lower deck as Miss E retargeted her path of destruction back after Leon. He scrambled across the hall and managed to hide in his quarters as Miss E approached.

“Peek-a-b-b-boo, I found YOU!” Miss E’s voice blared over the comm system. Leon had one shot. His bedroom’s console still had command control. The flickering lights of the airlock went unnoticed behind her as Miss E steadily took over the ship’s systems. Leon’s stomach dropped as the bollards released and his door swung open. Miss E’s silhouette flashed as the lighting system reset under her control.

“There’s a good baby, you’ll b-be much s-safer now that Miss E is in C-CONTROL.” Her heels clacked against the floor. The system override loaded slowly, only flashing green at the last second. Leon screamed as Miss E’s hand reached out to grab his ear, slamming his finger on the big EJECT button on the screen.

The whole ship shook as the atmosphere vented violently out the side. The Baby pulled against its tethers as air, tools, and Leon’s diapers flew out the portal into open space. He clutched his bedframe as tight as he could. Miss E grabbed his crib, which had been caught on some other furniture near the door frame. Her long hair flew wildly and her eyes were wide and crazy!

“LEON NOOOOO!” The crib finally broke, unable to withstand the pressure. Leon watched with fascination as Miss E clawed at him, flying backwards into outer space! As soon as she cleared the airlock, he stretched for the button again and sealed the ship shut. Leon ran to the porthole on the side of the Baby and watched as the small woman floated silently away, still clutching at him.

Her form flickered and eventually disappeared as her systems shut down, too far from her home base in the ship. Leon slumped. The Precious Baby’s lights reset again as the invasive, malicious virus fell apart without Miss E there to hold back the ship’s antivirus.

It took several minutes for Leon to collect himself. He wobbled to his feet, groaning at the sensation of the dildo still moving around inside him.

“R-Roberto… I need uh, h-help again…” Leon managed to grumble out, though he was relieved to see his android free from any influence Miss E had over it. He really did need to lay off the space weed. He went to his replicator and made a new bong. The first was floating outside the cockpit right now. He’d start a break tomorrow.