Miss E, Your Friendly Neighborhood Babysitter

to be a good baby for Miss E, you're going to have to follow a couple rules, okay sweetie?

No age in your bio/pinned, immediately block

Miss E is a gender affirming, body positive babysitter, so any homo or transphobia, body shaming, etc gets you a block too

No unsolicited pics. Good babies ask permission, okay?

No AI. If you use it to steal people’s art directly or share it, you’ll get blocked. And yes, AI is theft, Miss E won’t be accepting any arguments. It’s literally ruining the environment, dissolving society’s ability to agree on what’s real, and directly benefitting wealthy jerks who want to be kings.

for all the good boys, girls, and babies in between, please send me an ask so i can take care of you! Miss E loves treating her good babies to treats and special attention, while the naughty ones find out how much of a cruel streak she has! Subscribestar

what are you doing up so late baby? your bedtime was over an hour ago!

oh poor thing, you're hungwy? but you had such a yummy dinner! Miss E gave you carrots and sweet potatoes and even some chicken!

what do you mean? just because it was blended up in a baby food jar doesn't mean it wasn't nutritious!

i think i see what's going on here

leans in, pressing my boobies together

someone wants a snack? that's okay, say it out loud baby:

"i want to suck on Miss E's yummy boobies!"

good job! now why don't you get in my lap and we'll get you back in bed after a quick suckle? good baby!

honey pie, come snuggle with Miss E on the couch, i feel like watching a movie! ☺️ why don’t you pick one of your cartoons for us?

you curl up on the big sectional as my little spoon and quickly pick the 1973 Disney classic Robin Hood 🤩🦊🐻 i give your diaper a squeeze, resting my hand on your already soggy crotch 😏

such good taste baby! now just suck your baba and have a good time 😘

i gently tease and massage your diaper the entire movie, only edging you right at the climax of the silly old movie 🤭😘 wipes my hands and sits up at the end, leaving you a gooey little puddle 😜

mmmm thanks sweetie pie! Miss E needed some physical touch! 😁

you waddle over and my little fingers slip between the leg gathers

oh my aren’t you a soggy baby? ☺️🤭

go ahead and lie down right here sweetie and i’ll get you changed

oh stop fussing, i know how much you like when your pretty neighbor sees you in your diapers! maybe Miss E can invite her over for dinner later, would you like that? 😘

they tell me all about their little dinosaurs and bears and the intricate social relationships between them 🤴👸

they babble on and on about how Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl combine into different gems 💎

they practically run out of breath explaining the types of Pokemon and how they are all strong/weak to one another 🍃🔥💧

and yet 🤔🙄😉👇

sunshine, hot dogs, your favorite team, and your favorite babysitter! what’s not to be excited about?

giggles at your blushy little groans 🤭😏 your little thingy aches in the tiny new cage i just put you in and Miss E’s favorite little plug buzzes in your backside!

your thick diapers are totally obvious under your cute little shorts and i made you a special leashed hydration backpack, shaped like the team mascot to keep you soggy all day!

don’t you love your backpack baby? Miss E loves when she can be crafty for her wittle tee ball stars! 🤩

come on, we’ve got to get going if we’re going to catch the shuttle sweetie! i heard it’s a sold out crowd! 😘

you were supposed to come out with me for once, but you’re still just what, playing video games in your soggy diaper? 🙄

no, i don’t regret letting you wear them around the house, but i’m tired of pretending to be just your wife anymore! i’m going to be your Mommy now!

she starts shuffling through her purse, pulling out her phone and a business card. she calls the number, looking you in the eyes the entire time

yes hello, is this Miss E? oh great! i’ve got the world’s biggest baby and i was hoping you might be available for a last minute babysitting gig? you do? you’ll be here in 10? wow your reviews weren’t lying, you are the best! see you soon! 🤩

she hangs up with a satisfied look on her face 😏

here’s how this is going to go down. you’re going to squat for Mommy and make a big mess right now, and then you’re going to sit in it until your new babysitter comes to change you 😘

now hurry up baby, Mommy’s friends are on their way to take me dancing while you stay in for an early bedtime!

honey, why are you holding your sheets like that? 🤨 why are you acting so suspicious?

Miss E tugs down your bedding to reveal the puddle you slept in all night!

oh sugar, you don’t need to hide your accidents from Miss E! let’s get you taken care of!

with a Disney-esque flourish, i help you to your feet and strip the bed ☺️ before you know it, you’re in the shower and supervised by me!

that’s it, now let the conditioner set while you wash your body

don’t forget those toesies honey!

next thing you know, your in a hooded towel shaped like a rainbow unicorn and Miss E is drying you off

listen carefully sweetheart, Miss E isn’t upset with you. sometimes we all have little accidents, don’t we?

but 😘 i can’t let you go around risking all the furniture now! but don’t you worry, once again, Miss E will take care of everything 🥰

i hold up your first diaper in decades and the beginning of your new life as a potty pants baby! 😉

what do you think of Miss E's new dress? there's a new club opening tonight and my friends and i are all going out!

oh my, someone really likes it, don't they? i love the little face you make when your little thingy gets excited and tries to break out of that cute little cage!

maybe someday you'll be "big" enough to go out with Miss E and the grown ups, but for now, why don't you go back to your blocks?

oh, i see! Miss E is your babysitter! 🤭 well, good thing you have such a wonderful lady looking after you!

well i’ve never seen such a big baby before, but anyone would recognize a soggy diaper like that! 😂

come on, Miss E is around the party somewhere, i’ll help you find her and make sure you get changed!

it was a wonderful week at the beach with absolutely zero reception ☺️ but Miss E knows there’s a lot of tumblr babies out there who have gone a week without a proper babysitter! 🤭

don’t worry sweeties, Miss E has all sorts of fun activities planned for you! maybe my bag is giving you a little hint 😘

silly baby, what are you doing with this? you know this is for grownups!

it's from your secret stash? from when you were a big boy? honey, you can't be hiding things like this from Miss E! wittle boys like you don't get to drink icky alcohol anymore.

why don't you show me this "secret" stash so Miss E can keep it safe for you if when you grow up again!

good girl! your daddy is going to love these! 😍

takes picture after picture of you making dumb porn faces in nothing but your double diapers

aww don't blush sweetie! you've got nothing to worry about. you're just a big dumb baby and now we have proof, see?

shows you all the pics of you on my camera roll before sharing them with your daddy at work

oh look! Daddy wants you to show him all these tonight on the big screen!

how about this: Miss E gets you all dressed up like Daddy’s little slutty secretary, you lead the presentation like you used to at your "big girl job" and i'll make sure Daddy is satisfied in the meantime! 😂😏

come on sweetheart, get in. Miss E has a big trip coming up and i'll just have to take you shopping with me to the mall!

converts your stroller into your car seat as you whine 🙄

nuh uh uh, no whining baby. you used to love shopping! remember how you used to take your daddy’s credit card and max it out? 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Miss E just nods along to your little princess tantrum, letting you stomp it out while i finish getting the car ready patiently. by the time you tire yourself out, i’m just looking up at you and tapping my foot 🤨

you are doing nothing to convince me you can be a big, responsible girl right now.

yes, you will be in your stroller the entire time.

yes, you will be a good girl or else you’ll get spanked in the food court.

yes, obviously you'll be wearing that!

acknowledges the onesie and little shorts with buttons in the crotch you're wearing. your glittery, velcro shoes and lacy socks match the sparkly scrunchies holding your pigtails. and obviously your diapers poof out ridiculously, like always!

you look fine! now come on, get in your carseat, your stroller is already in the trunk. Miss E has lots of stops to make today!

gosh it's a scorcher today, huh baby? ☀️ have you been drinking enough wawa?

checks your diaper in my pink bikini. i giggle as you avert your eyes. you know you aren't supposed to look at Miss E nakey, even if it's just a little nip slip!

gosh sweetie, you're really not that wet! you must be sweating out all those babas!

pours a hydration packet into your next baba and shakes it to mix it. i wink at you when i catch you staring at my boobies again

simmer down silly baby, it isn't lunch time yet! now, drink this sugar butt. you've gotta stay hydrated sweetheart! ☺️

nuh uh baby, you can’t have my slurpee! 🤭

your diaper already leaked once today, do you really think drinking Miss E’s drink will make that any better? 😂