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there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

post for me my angel of scrolling

sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in

*lovingly cradles The Character in my. arms* i am going to put u in a narrative that will wring out your spine like a washcloth

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

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