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If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

I’ll vote you out!

LOUDER

Crow giving zero fucks. (x) 

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

Tevis as Princess Mononoke! I took this earlier this year at Wizard World Portland Comic Con 2016. There was this perfect patch of greenery right outside of the convention! Tevis was such a good sport and agreed to climb the massive log!

Heather as She Ra! This was taken earlier this year at Wizard World Portland Comic Con 2016. It was one of the first time I experimented with back lighting in cosplay photography which I love doing in wedding photos! This was such a fun shoot with Heather and I was so stoked to finally get to do a cape shot like this!

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