Sweaters have power

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

it's so important for a character to passionately, desperately want something that won't even help

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish