Sweaters have power

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

it's so important for a character to passionately, desperately want something that won't even help

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful