Be your true self...

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Love that we decided as a fandom that Derek after the fire either a) didn’t touch anyone for 6 years, or b) plowed through the entire city of New York. Is he a sex god or has he never been with anyone in his adult life? You never know with this guy. Schrödinger‘s Derek Hale

This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!