Alexandrite

the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

Hasan Minhaj feat. “Okay, but Tan, I’ll look like _____” +

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

shoes

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

shrek is 15 years old today

stolen from r/beekeeping

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

Sherlock - The lying detective

a lot of people have a lot of different opinions as to what the worst post on tumblr is but this is objectively it

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu