*walks around the dash loud as fuck* good morning...

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

salt lamp on. big ass hoodie on. pajama pants tucked into socks. soft blanket. pirate streaming site of choice. i am going to live forever

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

ID: Nancy Reagans bitch husband saying, "mister gorbachev, whip out that cock" in black and white

you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

waaaaaiiit omg… wait i just remembered they don’t love you like i love you

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed