Finally Some Good Fucking Omens

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

captain pronis

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.