these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

aries: already has a crush

taurus: lies on the couch well knowing they'll do their homework on sunday last minute

gemini: posting random things on social media

cancer: already has a job during the weekends/afterschool

leo: invites new friends to hang out over the weekend

virgo: finishes all their homework on friday so they don't have to do it over the weekend

libra: completely brain-fried, falls onto a couch and stays on phone the rest of the friday

scorpio: still trying to get their school supplies fixed up

sagittarius: still posting summer pics

capricorn: tries doing homework, binge-watches instead

aquarius: *shrug* it's alright