The Stonewall Inn
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Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Discoholic šŖ©
Keni
Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
will byers stan first human second
Claire Keane
The Bowery Presents
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@springnightlights
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck itās so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobblerās shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
this is it. this is the best response iāve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, weāre done here
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It translates to āweāre looking for youā and I donāt feel comfortable
Where the fuck is my money, Joe?
What happened to "$2,000 out the door immediately," Joe?
Where's my fucking money Joe
Where's my fucking money Joe
This is what a lot of "philanthropic" billionaires do lol it's amazing they can get praise for nothing
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The lady was a zoo keeper for this(pallas) cat when she was a baby. Thatās why she recognized her face.
full video:Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j51MCpL4vk
who tf let a baby become a zookeeper
some day ill be able to post this on thursday
itās out of touch thursday
Okayyyy FootWork!
I think a lot about gaining weight as a form of healing
Character: gets a lil bit fat after a life of hardships
Me: groundbreaking incredible life changing
Character: *gets fatter as a visual indicator that they have let their life collapse / they have let their skills erode and are less powerful than they were before / they have become lazy and complacent*
Me: no! bad!
Character: *gets fatter as a visual indicator that they are allowing themself to enjoy things / they are no longer experiencing previous hardships and dangers / they are generally happier*
Me: YEAH!!!!!
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iām convinced that the ice age franchise wonāt end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Titsā¢ and eyelashes
noā¦.. No
NO
No you donāt understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there werenāt hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scratās actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scartās only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of āweāre 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!ā That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case itās used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isnāt the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scartās actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
āwhat motivates Scart? Thatās right: the nutā is the funniest fucking string of words Iāve read in my life
@calocybe
Owlevator
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Bad owls get put in the bastard hole
minigolf
when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right
that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks weāre cool and wants to pet us?
had to draw it
a few people pointed out that they probably wouldnāt understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this
just watched spiderverse again so hereās another hot concept:Ā now that the multiverse is all blendy, portals start popping up everywhere in new york. itās usually only for a few seconds, just long enough for a Villain of the Week to fly through and a spiderperson to swing in and punch them back into their dimension, sometimes with an assist from their new spiderman. nyc quickly settles into itsĀ new normal and starts debating which spidey team up is the coolest. meanwhile officer jefferson davis is starting to get real annoyed with the homeless-looking guy who keeps wandering through portals toĀ ācheck up onā spiderman
officer davis: sir you need to go back through that portal right now or you could get stuck here and also die
peter b parker, watching miles swing straight into a wall and try to brush it off like he did it on purpose:Ā haha nice
officer davis, upon running into peter for the fifth time in two weeks: sir please, you canāt just keep walking into other dimensions, itās incredibly dangerous, you have to-
peter ābeen there done thatā parker, cupping his hands in front of his mouth: yeah yeah yeah just- hold on- hey! hey spiderman! do a backflip!
officer davis, for the thirtieth time:Ā sir. sir please.
peter b parker, who has recently been informed that officer davis is milesās dad so stop talking to him you weirdo-: i know, this is super dangerous blah blah blah, iāll go in a sec. but hey listen lol, next time you see spiderman can you ask him if heās been using baby powder under his suit? especially the crotch area. he was looking stiff that last fight and i think he might be chaffing in the downstairs if you know what i mean-
spiderman, dropping from the sky to just fucking. toss hobo guy back through the portal: haha is this man bothering you officer
1. Of course Peter WOULD still be rocking homeless chic. āI am technically homeless here, Miles. Sure, since I come here on purpose now, I can bring a backpack. But it is still fairly obvious that I am living out of that backpack. Even if your money werenāt, yanno, purpleāā
Miles: āItās notāā
āāand more inflated than the pengÅ, I can barely afford one New York apartment. You know the most beautiful thing about webshooters, Miles? Itās that if I patented them, it would give away my secret identity. Sorry, did I say beautifulāā
2. At some point an actual credible threat is going to show up, and Jefferson is going to see the homeless-looking guy pick up a truck and throw it at whatever threatened Spider-Man.
#peter panics and says everyone from hs dimension can do that
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Sheep in Human Clothing
i laughed much harder than i expected
āHis name is Bruceā
ā..Why?ā
