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how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about

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longsightmyth

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

holesinmyhead

did you have the dream i sent you?

apolladay

Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr

cishet and neurotypical

have an active sex life

gym at least once a week

consider yourself completely untraumatised

not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling

none of the above

multiple of the above

Remaining time: 4 days 27 minutes

#lmao read us to filth why dont you #i went with gym once a week #i dont go to the gym but im assuming this means I exercise in a disciplined way at least once a week #which is the case for me (recreational ballet classes since childhood)

claratyler

thirty flirty and fun? more like 27 reserved and boring

claratyler

LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT SCHEDULING THIS MONTHS AGO AFDKSKDLS

#i am my own favorite comedian

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thirty flirty and fun? more like 27 reserved and boring

#this came to me on april 1st #scheduling for my birthday in exactly 3 months (july 1st)#Hello if yous ee this It is my birthday yay

funstyle

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

spectrexviiii

#genuinely though

important-animal-images

greedysadistdaddi

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

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dragon-in-a-fez

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

hello Tumblr. as of today i am officially 27 YEARS OLD

skopostheorie

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

cnmcn

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

fairycosmos

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

#prev 🫠

sacred-portal

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phineas-and-herb

journey to the center of candace is 100% candace's fault who the fuck eats a sandwich they find abandoned on the floor of their garage

phineas-and-herb

you people are insane so youre telling me if you walked outside your front door one day and saw THIS

you would simply walk over and eat the fucking sandwich no questions asked??????????

phineas-and-herb

listen i couldn't take a photo inside the garage because it's not my garage i just put a sandwich in front of the first garage i saw but yOU ARE MISSING THE POINT IT WAS ON THE GROUND. FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

and her brothers are PHINEAS AND FERB.

therefore it is of my opinion that candace is Not allowed to be mad at them for the invasion of her large intestine, because SHE ate an unattended sandwich off the FLOOR. thank you for coming to my ted talk, your honor.

pftones3482

I fully support your interpretation of this but hang on back up

What do you mean that's not your garage?

OP out here in the wild just putting a plate with a grilled cheese sandwich down in front of random people's houses for a Tumblr post

baka-monarch

Op better not be mad when the homeowner comes and eats their grilled cheese sandwich off the ground

phineas-and-herb

i can't even really defend myself here because i literally did eat that grilled cheese after i took this picture and that plate was on the ground for easily the same amount of time that isabella's plated grilled cheese was on the ground for BUT to be fair i never took my eyes off that grillt cheese so i knew for a fact there were no little boys in miniture submarines in my cheese. but like yeah

kiiamn

How would you know? There could have been little boys in miniature submarines already on the floor, that moved onto your sandwich while you took that picture! Little boys in miniature submarines are an ever present risk.

11111111111101111111111-deactiv

#RIP Op

natadachoco

This reads like an ancient post but it was written 22 hours ago

linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

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