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Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

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zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

pankendev

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

pankendev

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

n1-adora-fan

Not to be the most basic person ever but the out for a walk bitch scene is truly a spuffy all-timer. She starts by hitting him. She calls him William. She’s sooo annoyed with him and he’s so pathetic and bad at lying. He’s so weird, dunks on Riley, and leaves her looking utterly baffled. And then you see all the cigarettes and see how long he was hanging out outside. Also she just looks really pretty there.

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lakevida

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

goofstep

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

junglejim4322

I’m gaslighting my stove

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horsegirl

this is the most beautiful captcha ive ever seen i want to go to captcha world

frogmoss1

we can go together takes my hands

perioddramamen

Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.

ALAN RICKMAN as Colonel Brandon SENSE & SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

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i-am-a-fish

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hams

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and knees

iguanamouth

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

thetyrannosaur

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

skiingcows

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

fascinationstreetmp3

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

maryfitzroy

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

fandomsandfeminism

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

fandomsandfeminism

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

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tearlessrain

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

aroace-polyshow

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

blanketfortarchitect

I always pictured something like this

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