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I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh

I justify it by looking at the message preview with the first sentence and if it seems casual I’m just like oh yeah I’ll reply to this when I have time and energy it’ll be fine. Then sometimes you open it and it’s like “hi how have you been! Can you take my horses out of my barn I think they’re going to frame me for ritual horse sacrifice and put me on trial for witchcraft”