Welcome to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Mind

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

can dudes not just chill anymore

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

the guys in the ad are not very good at budgeting their time between shooting the encroaching horde of zombies and improving their firepower through various addition and multiplication based power-ups

i will show them.

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

funny thing about the 30-50 feral hogs guy is that an ar-15 is arguably woefully inadequate to deal with that many hogs, therere videos of guys driving around in jeeps lighting up fleeing hogswarms with belt fed machine guns and m4s and they only get like 20 at most. 30-50 feral hogs vs one guy with a semi automatic rifle and a few unarmed children is an unwinnable situation. all this to say, artillery barrages are the only viable home defense equipment when dealing with the hogtide

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying