Welcome to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Mind

you guys are losers

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

can dudes not just chill anymore

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

the guys in the ad are not very good at budgeting their time between shooting the encroaching horde of zombies and improving their firepower through various addition and multiplication based power-ups

i will show them.

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world