Hey Wassup.

Okay dark confession time when I was 13 I got a tumblr bc my mom finally let me have an email, and immediately I ended up in kin tumblr. It's like 2016 for reference. So anyways at the time kindating was still hugely a thing and not particularly thought of as weird as long as you stayed in the bubble of kin blogs. But I was 13 and technically not allowed to date, and frankly was kinning for notoriety in kinblr, until I got messaged abt possibly kindating. I ended up breaking it off w that person but they bought me a Nintendo eshop gift card(which to be fair is the height of romance to a starry eyed barely teen kin blogger on tumblr in 2016, aka me) so I started this get rich quick scheme for Nintendo eshop gift cards from kindating bc I didn't have a PayPal at the time. I'd match kins with people just to kindate them and get a gift card. I think I quit after 3 months and remade my blog. Anyways the eshop is long dead so I can't recreate this scheme even if I wanted to. I refer to this story as kinfishing

i think this post makes more sense now than ever

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

covid19 is exposing that everything we think is real like money and politicians and celebrities is totally made up and the things that actually are real like human compassion and social consciousness and love are genuinely necessary for survival

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses

my friends and I had a prison-esque “what are you gonna do when you get out” conversation about when quarantine is lifted, mine is going to this fabulous club in Boston that has salsa dancing and the best margaritas in the state, tell me yours in the tags

we really dont fuck around and wake ancient gods enough 

Toxic playing in the background makes this video

I love that the guy reached for his dick out of sympathy pain for someone who doesn’t have dangly bits

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?