JOJO-LICIOUS

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

Yes. Jesus was the original JoJo.

APRIL 4TH IS JONATHAN’S BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday to a very good, very beefy boy!

It’s crazy that somehow Netflix managed to give SBR an even worse release schedule than Stone Ocean. They didn’t even give us a date for when the second stage is releasing, just that it is going to be this year.

Dio: -does 3 perfect twirls across his imported hardwood floor in his gold embroidered, furry slippers while opera crescendos in the background, falling dramatically into his California king size bed covered in high end luxury blankets and red satin sheets, screaming pitifully and clutching his chest with a perfectly manicured hand while tears stream down his face- GOD! WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME?!

This is why Dio takes personal offense when someone soils his crisp white 100% Egyptian cotton curtains

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Even though I'm ambivalent about him, I really like him as an antagonist

When I saw Kars in his coat and hat, it was just...wow. I didn't think anything could make him more epic, but nevertheless...

“And don’t come back!”

Just imagine this guy swaggering at you down the street

HE’S THE OPPOSITE OF THE “my eyes are up here” HE’D PROBABLY SAY “Johnny, my dick is down there” IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION

He can go 0 to 100 real quick

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

JJBA fandom is quite something. Though let's be mindful of other cultures and religions!