not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

This dog is so inbred holy cow

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

Message to all the bombs & nukes of the world: Blow Tf Up