not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

michael what the fuck.

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

This dog is so inbred holy cow

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am