not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

bro. take shelter in my arms

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat