not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

iud removal scheduled for next month

July 10th one week after our anniversary and literally a month away

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

Neopets general discussion board is all like "discuss your aches and pains" "share your latest office drama" "my elderly dog is having medical issues" now

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.