not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

this is hilarious actually bring it back

i’m a sex symbol to at least 5 people so

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb