not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

Message to all the bombs & nukes of the world: Blow Tf Up

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

I use my dying breath to once again mock the musical shortcomings of the "red hot chili peppers"...

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

iud removal scheduled for next month

July 10th one week after our anniversary and literally a month away