So I'm Pretty Sure You're Lost If You're Here

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

it’s an amazing digital circle

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich