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danged if you do danged if you donāt

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I just spent,,, 6 hours sewing this baby,,, and now my back hurst too much for me to breathe,,, but,,, S HE IS HER E
I love my bapy
ADHD culture is saying āwhat?ā when you heard the question someone asked you but⦠It didnāt fucking⦠Register⦠In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when theyāre talking because now youāre An Asshole⢠who understands
Someone: Hey what time is it?
Me: What?
Someone: Wha-
Me: Itās 3:20
This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it
My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that Iāve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped sayingĀ āwhatā over and over when I didnāt respond. Now occasionally heāll ask meĀ āwhat?ā when I said something because he actually didnāt hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways:Ā
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch.Ā
OrĀ
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote?Ā Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didnāt hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*
Even if you donāt have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much.Ā
I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the ā3 second ruleā. If i donāt respond in 3s, assume I really didnāt hear you.Ā Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh
Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didnāt hear a word you just said.
THAT LAST NOTE
PLEASE
I AM BEGGING
Yo Iām just like an Alexa with legs. Ya gotta say my wake word if you want me to to pay attention.
This goes for autism too. And hell yes for the wake word. You can stand there talking at me for five minutes and I may not hear you if you didnāt get my attention first.
Easiest bread recipe ever.
This is my bread recipe, itās easy as feck.
500g strong white bread flour (brown or granary works fine too)
8g of dried yeast(one sachet)
2 teaspoons of sea salt
50ml olive oil
300ml warm water. (you should be able to put a finger in the water and leave it there, like a babyās bath)
mix yeast salt and flour together in a large bowl.
pour in water and olive oil.
stir until dough is formed.
flour hands and work surface, beat the shit outta that dough for about ten minutes.
dust bowl with flour and return dough to it, cover that shit up, cling film or a clean tea towel.
stick that dough some where warm for an hour, it should double in size.
beat dough up for another 10 minutes, shape into loaf or place into suitable tin (tip line tin with baking paper and dust with flour)
put back in the warm to rise for another hour.
pre-heat oven to 220/ fan 200C.
cook loaf for 25-30 minutes. when it sounds hollow its cooked.Ā
easy bread is easy, also cheap i can get three loaves out of a 1.5kg bag of flour, costs about 0.75p per loaf.
this recipe is an excellent base, just chuck what shit you want in before you add the water and oil (herbs/cheese/whatever)Ā
eat nice bread..nom nom nom
My icon is a photo of me.
I would punch a homophobe.Ā

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the best way to draw a frog. is to give it as few frog qualities as possible. just enough that it barely registers as a frog
like this
Minor ways to save bees.
⢠Plant bee safe plants in your gardens. Make sure not to use chemicals, they can negatively affect bees.
⢠Some good bee plants are: lilacs, penstemon, lavender, sage, verbena, and wisteria. You can also check out sites online that have information about pollinator safe plants.
⢠Clover and dandelions are havens for your little bee friends. let your lawn, garden, yard live a little.
⢠Bees can actually become thirsty too! Leave out bird bath sized containers for them to drink out of. A nice touch is put little stones that they can crawl onto, itāll save them from drowning. The bees will most likely appreciate this.
Please protects your bee friends!
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Right, yāall! Itās BELTANE!!!
Itās time to get naked, eat spicy food, and light shit on fire! WHOOOO!

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Blessed Beltane!
I wish you all a time of prosperity and joy!!
Itās,,,,,,,,,,,,,angery gomblin time
why angery?
Texas
I quietly screm at frog to tell him,,, we are brothers
iām going to hit someone

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TERFS will never be rad, dud.
Transphobia aināt rad!!
Wasteland, Baby! (2019) - postcards
Whoever did these photos really, really understands what women want. Thereās no rippling muscles or pouting at the camera or crotch shots; instead, thereās a soft-eyed long-haired man reading a book in an underwater paradise. Whoever did this looked at all of the media produced and aimed at women and concluded, correctly, that Mr Darcy coming out of the water in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice is where human sexuality peaked.
I truly donāt understand how the female gaze is still so hard for the media to nail down when the Simpsons gave them such big hints.
Kudos to this gorgeous girl (Lucy Nuzum) for doing godās job:
So hereās the thing, not only did he have a woman doing the photography (and I suspect made that decision on purposeāif you flip through his old photoshoots you can tell heās more comfortable with a woman behind the camera), his mum is his art director, and heās like super hella proud to have her doing that job and basically she says stuff and he just goes āsounds good, I trust you.ā
So Lucy Nuzum did an amazing photography job, but it was Raine Hozier-Byrne who went āwhat exactly can I do to meet both the album themes and the desires of his fanbase, which is 98% women and 2% gay men and other queer people who arenāt women,ā and came up with āI know, letās try to make him look like a drowning Oscar Wilde.ā
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