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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.
Pour les chats 🐈💞
Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS 😍😍😍😍
when a cat turns their back on you, they’re not snubbing you. they’re trusting you to watch their back.
notice how when you’re unfamiliar but nonthreatening, they might loaf facing you and sorta halfway watch you. you’re not fully trusted, but you’re ok by them.
when you’re familiar and liked, they’ll often sit near you facing the same way. imitation of poses is a weird little way cats show solidarity. they do it to each other too. check out these bff’s:
they are doing this on purpose. it’s a buddy thing. so if you’re watching tv and a cat sits next to you and pretends to watch tv too, they are basically calling you bro and declaring friendship.
and if they really love and trust you, they’ll turn their back on you and go to sleep. they’ll sleep facing a wall in your presence, or lounge where they can’t see the room. this isn’t a snub, folks, this is true kitty love. they’re saying, “i feel safe when you’re around. i know nothing’s going to sneak up on me, because you’re here. i feel so safe i can stick my head under a pillow and snore with my butt pointed at you.”
farts aren’t an expression of love, though, as far as i know. they’re just farts.
This is why I love cats!
I’ve been wanting to find something like this for a long time.
i love cats more than anything in the world oh my god i needed this i’m gonna cry
I’m the other way around. Cats I know how to handle. I love them so much. They make sense.
Dogs are a fucking hyperactive mystery. How to pet the jiggly mass of jumpy movements, I’ll never know.
As someone whi has always had both cats and dogs i hate seeing this “cat bad” mentality people have. SOME cats can be general assholes but that is because of something they have experienced. Literally the best thing ever is when you are having a depressive episode and a cat comes into your room and just… flops.. on top of you. All you cat haters just dont get it
Am I supposed to be surprised?
HE SAID HE’S WILLING TO BOX THE ONION BOY, I’D LOVE WATCHING GORG GET DESTROYED
To those that don’t know, this is Diesel:
He wants to box this man:
This man has to scream (about his, uh, vegetarian body, no less) to even make his muscles visible.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’d say Onion’s screwed.
Personally, i’m hyped for the match
Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?
Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!
So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:
Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.
The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!
It’s very important. However don’t complain about everyone knowing instantly about Notre Dame but not no one is aware of what is happening is Sudan. There is a blackout so the crimes can be covered. People who don’t know about that are not the problem. The one hiding they crimes are.
ATTENTION EVERYONE
Slazo has been exposed as a sexual predator by his ex girlfriend!
please spread this, this isn’t just “youtube drama” he’s an actual criminal who no one should support
TW!! rape and sexual abuse
original tweet: https://twitter.com/FiZZIP0P/status/1138030410078859266
second tweet proving it’s his messages: https://twitter.com/FiZZIP0P/status/1138159909458104320

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did that random spider i tried to eat crawl up my back, or is it just random shivers. let’s discuss.
Huh? What’s this?
A little house? Anyone there?
Huh?
Oh! Hello there!
get clout die young
Considering pride month isn’t that far away do not fucking forget the first letter. Lesbians have to scour for merch that has our flag or even mentions us. We are tired of being erased. We want our flag to be readily available at stands like all the others, we want the word “lesbian” to be recognized as something more than a porn category, we want to be heard. And I know I’m not the only one who gets damn tired of having to specially request my flag or settle for the rainbow one all the time.
let’s also not forget lesbians of colour like stormé delarverie, or influential groups like the lavender menace. let’s not forget all of the lesbians who helped in managing funerals/burials of gay men when others wouldn’t even help during the aids crisis. let’s not forget the lesbians who did so much for the rest of the community too.
for some reason i have a compelling sense that Mafia Mason would have bandaids all over his fingers cos he bites them but ajdjajjdjd
VALID AND GOOD. IM ADDING THIS
but bonus: swagger gets him colorful/themed bandaids so theyre at least a little pretty
@spybblez uwu
not good at bandaids but whatever i’m toddler have a good day

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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright
Later
I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*
OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN
Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good
Hehehehhehe yesssssssss
Minor ways to save bees.
• Plant bee safe plants in your gardens. Make sure not to use chemicals, they can negatively affect bees.
• Some good bee plants are: lilacs, penstemon, lavender, sage, verbena, and wisteria. You can also check out sites online that have information about pollinator safe plants.
• Clover and dandelions are havens for your little bee friends. let your lawn, garden, yard live a little.
• Bees can actually become thirsty too! Leave out bird bath sized containers for them to drink out of. A nice touch is put little stones that they can crawl onto. The bees will most likely appreciate this.
Please protects your bee friends!
Another thing to add: leave your yard’s dandelions alone! They’re some of the earliest-blooming flowers and as such, can be many colonies’ only food source during early spring!
YEAHH!
I am a new gob! So please reblog if you post:
🐌 Goblincore
🍄 Crowcore
🍃 Naturecore
🐛 Dirtcore
☠️ Vulture Culture
🐸 Swampcore
Or anything similar!! I need more blogs to follow
Minor ways to save bees.
• Plant bee safe plants in your gardens. Make sure not to use chemicals, they can negatively affect bees.
• Some good bee plants are: lilacs, penstemon, lavender, sage, verbena, and wisteria. You can also check out sites online that have information about pollinator safe plants.
• Clover and dandelions are havens for your little bee friends. let your lawn, garden, yard live a little.
• Bees can actually become thirsty too! Leave out bird bath sized containers for them to drink out of. A nice touch is put little stones that they can crawl onto, it’ll save them from drowning. The bees will most likely appreciate this.
Please protects your bee friends!
goblin.

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would like to be goblin, but am too tol. Very large, 6'1, many muscles. Have heard that goblins are tiny, and would like to be also tiny, but am not. Can still be goblin? Extremely willing to lift other goblins to reach high places to put rocks and baubles. Am troll instead? Send help
never too tol gobs come in all shapes and sizes!!
also the image of tol gob helping smol gob reach things is something I absolutely need in my life
I want..
a cisgender body ahah