Sploinko Bingus

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

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Hey OP, what do you mean you got vaccinated??

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

if I say “I’m gonna update my fic and post the new chapter soon,” please know that “soon” could either mean today or 2035

i promise im working on chapter fourteen i SWEAR

The amount of people I get in my notes saying my posts look like they have 10k and then following up by how wrong they were concerns me, because it means I’m doing all the right things to get a 10k posts which means I might actually get one, and that scares me more than anything else

Hey it'd be funny if this actually gets 10k.