I had to go pick up catering for work from a local sub place, and the guy at the counter told me I had to wait a few minutes because “The Turkey Man has just arrived”.
What he meant was they’d run out of turkey and they just had gotten a shipment in— but what it FELT like was that they’d just been visited by a poultry profit and this religious experience had them running behind.
… also we were describing the vibe of the sub place to the out of towners, and two of them (little baby children, they’re like 19-20) did not know what “Dead Heads” were, and I know feel as old as time itself :)








