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No comedy for 12 days, no football - none of us are allowed to do anything we enjoy cos the queen has croaked. Enforced mourning. Bag of shite

they can never take wanking away though.

okay but imagine if the queen dies and the entire world sits down to watch the news, but just before they can announce it the screen suddenly goes black and then... the secret sherlock episode airs

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now

ok in the tags, where were you/what were you doing when the queen died

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

Wonder what this kings up to these days

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

guy who believes 9/11 happened but on a different date

i love toxic and rancid homoeroticism i hate wholesome gay representation and i think queerbaiting is awesome