Chill Chaos

a statement (implying that one has made a food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my cookie?

A: i got hungry

a joke (implying that one has made an absurdly large food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my whole roast turkey?

A: i got hungry

an absurd joke (implying that one has made a consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer paper?

A: i got hungry

a really absurd joke (implying that one has made a non-consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer?

A: i got hungry

an insane joke (implying that one has made a sentient being incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the baby?

A: i got hungry

a really insane joke (implying that one has made several sentient beings incapable of being found by eating them):

Q: where did my classmates go?

A: i got hungry

a mostly nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular location but capable of being found elsewhere by eating it):

Q: why is the nail clipper here?

A: i got hungry

a nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why are the lights off?

A: i got hungry

a really nonsensical joke (implying that one has made an unalterable non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why is it raining?

A: i got hungry

a non-sequitur (answering an unrelated question):

Q: what time is it?

A: i got hungry

an absurd non-sequitur (answering an unrelated statement):

Q: my favorite color is blue

A: i got hungry

a really absurd non-sequitur (answering completely unprompted):

Q: ...

A: i got hungry

a declaration (to whom? to nobody. to nothing):

I used to act in local theater for a while and I was type casted as The Funny Guy cause I was Really Good At It.

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

the second piece is looks like a classic blue and white porcelain plate with floral designs around the rim and an illustration of a bird in the center. a rectangle is cut into the center and partially peeled back like a layer of flayed skin, with red glaze pooled on the underside like blood.

#‘shoved into the role of a teenager… not treated like an adult or allowed autonomy’ ya you hit that nail on the head there#to me it’s a play about family so hamlet’s role in that family as son as nephew as someone with less power an underling#is intrinsic to his character and the characters around him#like the order of succession is broken and he isn’t allowed to ascend as head of the family or as king#he’s trapped in limbo as someone who has outgrown this role but no one else can see that#hamlet (via @mistressaccost)