catboy enthusiast

[ID: Display window with cookies and the label, "chipy cooie 1.80" /End ID]

it's nice how everything in the world can be described by well ordered and complete systems of rules that fully explain all possible perspectives and interpretations and can answer every question and account for [your phone rings, i hold eye contact with you, my grip on your hand tightens] don't pick that up. that's from godel. block that number.

girls is bugs

ID: two drawings in the style of the game baba is you. the first has a pink figure with a dress and a big bow in her hair next to word blocks reading "girls is bugs" with a space between "girls" and "is". in the second drawing the words are pushed together, and the girl is now a green isopod-like bug. end ID.

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

[ID. Digital art of a rabbit and a cat leaning out of two separate computer monitors and reaching out for one another, crying as their hands can't quite reach. The both cry out, "eeeek! I wanna come visit!!!" End ID.]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

ID: screenshot of a dril tweet reading: ""This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle'a barbecue grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit". end ID.