tom ashamed!

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

once i get over it i will be over it

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead