tom ashamed!

Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

I AM LAUGJING SO HARD. dean does not deserve a home or loved ones.

My theory is that most people came during peak one direction days

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

mediterranean place gave me a bunch of kalamata olives i'm gonna try to like them

it's not happening

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me