tom ashamed!

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

Had a dream last night I was a bus driver and I just got off at one of the stops and left all the people on the bus just sitting there

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

moral of this post = 4 and 5 should've been standalone classic lit adaptations

have you guys heard welcome to the pink pony club by my chappical roanance

i fear i may need to watch one of the canonical toy stories