heirloom tomatoes w/ coarse salt, roasted garlic, mozzarella, breadcrumb topping - toasted in leftover garlic oil w/ lemon zest, parmesan, and carrot tops. dash of balsamic vinegar on top. I am in heaven.
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heirloom tomatoes w/ coarse salt, roasted garlic, mozzarella, breadcrumb topping - toasted in leftover garlic oil w/ lemon zest, parmesan, and carrot tops. dash of balsamic vinegar on top. I am in heaven.

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reviving this blog because I've made some good lunches lately!
baked potato with cheddar, Greek yogurt, and turkey bacon
grilled PB+J (is this a toastie?)
roasted carrots, hot dog, and curried tofu salad
watermelon agua fresca
roasted purple carrots and black beans w/ carrot top chimichurri
tuna salad cucumber boats
ground turkey lettuce wraps
chickpea salad with anything I could find in my fridge
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Quarantine Cooking, part 1
I've been doing a LOT of cooking and baking during isolation and haven't documented it anywhere besides the texts I send to my parents to prove I am eating (and eating well!) so here are some things I've made:
Mashed potatoes with deli roast beef - I'm calling this deconstructed Shepherds Pie and it was damn delicious and cozy on a rainy night. Cooked onions, carrots, and peppers in the skillet for a long time to soften/carmelize and then added the roast beef for a few mins. Usual mashed potato recipe.
Salmon Patties - recipe from Delish. Turned out great. Blanched green beans for the first time to make the salad.
Veggie fried rice - sauteed the veggies, took them out, fried the rice, added an egg, then added the veggie back. With soy sauce, fish sauce, sesame oil, and red pepper flakes. Probably garlic powder too bc when do I not use garlic?
BREAD - so crusty. No egg wash, just cold water. Dying to make this again but I'm low on flour. From a blog called.. Gather for Bread? Something like that?
(Giant) Enchiladas - cooked chicken and homemade salsa verde (something like.. tomatillos, onions, garlic, and cilantro) in the crockpot until the chicken could be shredded, then made enchilada sauce with chili powder and paprika and.. oil I guess? and wrapped chicken and cheese in burrito size tortillas topped sauce and more cheese. And crema and green onions.
Pretzel Focaccia - from Bon Appetit. The bottom didn't get as crispy as I wanted but still super yummy.
Jammy Eggs - another BA recipe. Great for lunch. Also the best texture I've ever gotten out of boiled eggs.
Orange Chicken - from Budget Bytes. I had a bunch of clementines at the end of their life and squeezed them for the orange juice. Would definitely make a lot more sauce next time.
ANIMAL FRIES - Who needs In n Out anyway. First time make fries in the air fryer, super easy. Carmelized onions, cheese, and super easy sauce with usual pantry items.
Twice baked potatoes - BA strikes again. These just made dinner feel fancy.
NOT PICTURED: the "pizza toast" with mozzerella cheese, salami, tomatoes, and basil that amazed my drunk boyfriend
I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD. Â If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

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oh this is a life saver
So these are both âAw Fuck Iâm outta real foodâ meals BUT ALSO: if youâre learning how to cook, these are great âbaby stepsâ meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without âwastingâ anything expensive. Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.
Also theyâre great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.
I donât think of myself as a cook at all, but I looked through this list and was like âif you have [center] and [any item on a surrounding ring] how do you sit there thinking youâve got nothing to eat?â Like, I buy a fair amount of staples knowing that Iâll be able to quickly assemble them into something tasty if Iâm hungry and donât have anything instant (or in a leftovers container because I made it earlier in the week specifically to eat for a week): butter, cheese, noodles, and more.
It still impresses people how I can go into random kitchens with no food in them and emerge with Filling Snacks for Five People. This is the secret: knowing how to assemble Cupboard Meals. And these charts are incredibly well-laid-out too!
So after I made the meringues I decided to try a custard with the leftover yolks and almond milk. It's still fairly liquidy after setting in the fridge but according to the recipe maker it's supposed to be like that?
Anyway, I looked up how else to caramelize sugar because why would I own a blow torch, and someone suggested putting a sheet of aluminum foil with a thin layer of sugar on it under the broiler. I took the first picture bc I thought it looked like a fail, but then I was able to scrape the pieces off of the sheet and it actually worked! Of course it doesn't look perfect but is a pretty good hack. Also makes me think of making different colored sugar that way and making it look like stained glass...
I realized I haven't been posting stuff here lately so I looked up "food" in my Google Photos for a catch-up post. Pizza zucchini boats probably from Delish with lazy garlic toast, jack-o'-lantern chocolate chip pancakes (my boyfriend was afraid to eat the green part), a kick-ass plate of nachos, an almost classic steak and cheese sandwich, and braised chicken thighs, which has become one of my favorite methods.
What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff
Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if Iâve ever seen it.
WHAT
I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).
âBeavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lentâ
If Iâm being honest here, I donât know what to do with this information.
IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.
You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent
I made meringue cookies! And they actually turned out! There is a bit of food coloring in them which is why they're not white. I might have overcooked them a bit, because the recipe said when they easily lifted from the parchment paper they were done, and that wasn't working while they were in the oven, but they easily pulled up after I took them out and they cooled off for just a few mins. I used almond extract for flavor. I scooped half of them with a spoon and made the other half (the small cute ones) with a makeshift piping bag.

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you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween
All the flavor, none of the bigotry!
Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.
Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:
Âź cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 tablespoons BBQ sauce
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Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups Iâll be sure to use this.
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Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578
Heâs got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!
Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)
Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3
(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)
*only bakes Halloween-themed treats forever*
The ghostly chocolate bark was not super successful but it's just chocolate, so. I'll eat it. But the candy corn sugar cookies!! I'm so happy with them! I'm glad to have that basic cookie recipe in my back pocket now.
great graphic, very helpful for selecting apples in regard to baking, but one amendment should be considered:
a red delicious isnât an apple itâs a wet clump of bitter sand
THE APPLE DISCOURSE RETURNS!
(Braeburn or nothing.)
Been playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey all day so, Greek chicken. Marinated in olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, thyme, and oregano. With green beans and almonds.

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I was at our local bakery recently and came across a loaf of bread quaintly branded as a âPeasant Loafâ. It was selling for over $6âthe irony of this was not lost on me.Â
In retaliation I have decided to post what I actually think of as a peasant loaf, but with the luxury of finely ground modern flour which is less likely to break your teeth because actual peasant loaf bread is like chewing rocks unless youâre soaking it in soup or stew.Â
This is a very simple loaf, it requires no special tools and is a fairly forgiving dough for beginners to work with. Also it has the added bonus of looking like an expensive artisan loaf, but costs literal pennies to make once you invest in the basic ingredients.
So what do you need?
Ingredients:
Plain flour (or wholewheat if you prefer)
One sachet of active dry yeast.
Salt.
Water.
Tools:
Bowl
Mug
Prep and bake time total: 2 hours 45 minutes.
Yep, thatâs it. Youâll notice that thereâs no quantities listed up there, and thatâs because youâll be using the mug to measure everything. This helps to make sure your quantities are consistent, and means that so long as you have a mug and your ingredients, you can make bread. Heck you donât even need a bowl, it just makes clean up easier.
Again I had Elusive Tumblr Dad help me take the photos so be warned this is going to be fairly image heavy under the cut :D
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Lazy tips for Tofu
Tofu gets a bad rap, and really itâs undeserved.Â
Yes, tofu tastes bad when you cook it badly, but then so does just about anything else. Itâs just that weâre much more conditioned to be forgiving of bad chicken, bad cheese, etc. And at least tofu is unlikely to give you food poisoning if itâs under cooked.
Yes tofu takes some prep. But then, so do a lot of other foods. You pay more for convenience foods of many kinds because some of the work is done for you. But as far as a âraw ingredientâ goes, tofu is cheaper than many animal products, and when you compare it to the work involved with preparing any âraw ingredientâ itâs really not much different.
That being said, hereâs a few ways to make dealing with tofu less effort
Pressing
Pressing tofu is kind of an art - convincing the water to come out of the soy sponge without mushing it. This is an art I refuse to master. Itâs up there with the art of eating gracefully, and ironing collars.
So I just freeze the tofu I buy. If Iâm planning on using it in the next two days, I move it to the fridge. Somehow, some weird magical thing happens that makes recently defrosted tofu stronger, so you can basically squeeze out almost all the water in your hands without mushing it. This doesnât work for silken tofu though - seriously. Donât make the same mistake I did.
Another option, if you donât care about the tofu being mushed up, is a clean tea towel, stick the tofu in there, wrap it up, and squeeze it that way.
Or donât press it at all. This makes it less likely to absorb other flavours, but so long as you cook it enough it still tastes good.
Marinating
To be honest, I almost never bother marinating tofu for any length of time. My idea of a marinade is to throw random stuff in a bowl, then stir in some cubes of tofu. If Iâm really patient, I might last a couple of hours. Usually itâs a couple of minutes. If you want to marinate tofu to make it taste like something specific, like the ham component of a hawaiian pizza, you can make the flavours soak in a lot faster by immersing the cubes/chunks/whatever in the marinate and baking it for about ten minutes. Shallow frying with about 1cm of oil in a pot also works (avoid marinades that have a strong powder component).
Super easy marinades
Vinegar, Salt, Soy sauce
Brewers yeast (sometimes called nutritional yeast), salt, tumeric, garlic, cumin, lemon juice, oil (if youâre feeling like reaching for the spice rack)
Mustard, Soy sauce, Sugar, Sesame seed oil or tahini (optional, because expensive)
Veggie stock
Basically any stir fry or pasta sauce you have lying around will do
Cooking
The ways to cook tofu are pretty much endless. You can even have it raw if it works with the recipes. My favourite quick ways are;
Deep frying - Itâs not really deep frying since you only need about a cm of oil in a pot. You want it to be pretty hot (but not smoking). You donât even really need to press tofu if youâre cooking it like this, just squeeze it a bit over the sink. Itâll be crispier if you go hotter, softer if you go cooler. I often donât flavour tofu before frying like this, I just have it with salt and maybe a little vinegar (seriously, itâs good) after. Iâve found it takes less than ten minutes to cook a bowl of nommy tofu bites. Probably not so healthy, but Iâm prone to the odd treat now and then. Iâve found this also is a fast way to cook tofu thatâs going to go in other things - like curries and stirfries.
Baking - If you donât mind waiting for noms to cook (I go surf the net while I wait), you can just put whatever flavourings you want on the tofu (immersing it in veggie broth and baking is awesome too - thank you @theveganzombie), and throw it in the oven.
Shallow frying - Iâve found this takes a bit longer than I personally like, but it has its uses. If youâre frying tofu to go with other stuff, put it in first, even ahead of onions, and donât be afraid to let it sit in the pan without being turned constantly, itâll cook quicker if you only turn it every so often. If you want the tofu to still be crispy when you eat and youâre using a sauce, cook the tofu separately and add it at the end.
Pre-cooking
If you want nommy soy goodness straight from the fridge for sandwiches, salads, world domination, noodles, whatever, then you can make it up ahead of time, and see how long it lasts.Â
I pretty much never bother to do this. The last time I made tofu bites to go on a pizza, it took all my willpower to allow even two thirds of them to actually make it to the pizza. Cooked tofu does not last long when itâs within my reach.
But if you have more self control than me itâs a good way to have teh noms on hand.
Storing
Fridge - Tofu has a long shelf life, it usually comes sealed. You can keep it in the fridge for a few days after opening so long as you immerse it in fresh water and keep it sealed. For tofu thatâs been cooked, just keep it sealed.
Freezer - Unless I have reason to want the tofu soft and mushy, I tend to just freeze it, and take it out when I need it. If I need to defrost it fast I just stick it in a bowl of hot water, then add more hot water when it starts to cool. This is enough to get it to the point where I can cut it without any trouble.