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mazzyfemme

went here and everyone knew u

countably-infinite-rats

everyone here knew u too

zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

ruekastitch

Black Miku

duskroads

an Ao3 barista! @justalilguyin2025

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jeekoftheweek

creekfiend

I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while and I am sorry if it comes off oddly. How do you navigate an intelligence gap in a relationships? I have dated men of equivalent or greater intellect and found them inadequate in other ways, but when I have dated men less intelligent than me I become frustrated with them and their insecurities bleed into the relationship. You and Ship (or the personas you perform publicly) seem content. How do you avoid getting frustrated? [cont.]

"[part 2] I mean no insult to Ship of course. They seem very attentive and I used to really enjoy their detective skits. From the contents of your blogs they come across as so much less intellectually curious that it surprises me that you are compatible. Do you get adequate intellectual stimulation from other relationships/is that not a need for you in a partner/are my standards unrealistic?"

i have no idea how to respond to this. we have all been in absolutely helpless hysterics about it for the last thirty minutes. this is by far the most deranged ask I have received about my personal life on this website in my fifteen year career on here, and that is saying quite a lot

i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen

creekfiend

you can see on my heart rate monitor when I opened this ask and began laughing helplessly

femdommunismforthemasses-deacti

nerdreamer

pink-rathian-official

DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

acekoral

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

nightmarechamillian

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

pink-rathian-official

You’re actually so real for this, it’s easily one of the best and I can’t believe I didn’t put it in

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beatcroc

I have the worlds widest fattest fuck of a cat and he has an underbelly that begs to be bothered akin to a glowing video game weak point

beatcroc

Do you understand what I have to deal with here

beatcroc

thisshitaintnothintomeman

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

mrsterlingeverything

Parade the corpse wednesday!

leechloach

I need $600+ for stupid toys

sometiktoksarevalid

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hellyeahpancakes

Do we fw this..

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