i went to Dyke Day today in the park and there were some people running a stall where you spin a wheel and then you have to do things like drink a shot or do a dare and mine landed on 'kiss' so I got to kiss this very cute girl with cool red glasses who I'd just met in line, which was nice, and then her friend suddenly went "WAIT Oh my gosh you're Abigail Thorn!" and I was like "Uhhh hey yes it's me, nice to meet you" and meanwhile the girl I'd kissed had no idea who I was but was just watching her friend be excited and anyway the interaction kinda became a work one for me at that point which is fine I don't mind that but it did mean that out of habit I professionally ended the interaction and walked away without getting the number of the cute girl I kissed
so yeah anyway that's the story of how I kissed a baddie at Dyke Day and still failed to secure the bag
