one and lonely

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

the drift in pacific rim is basically submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known and that’s why we all went feral over it

Imagine finding out about the election results this way

This is how i found out. I hate the internet

Hang on I gotta google something real quick

Ok this is funny

remember pickles the neko atsume cat… the shy one… i love pickles

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

Fair point

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man