Is It Still Arson If I Set Myself On Fire

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

toby you cant do all that

i guess its probably one of the less tasteless "japan themed" levels in a video game but that isnt really high praise is it

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

the only true form of punk is cooking dogs into mustard gravy